FACES FACES

I AM TRYING TO JUST FOCUS ON ONE THING. BUT I COULD HAVE WRITTEN 12 POSTS BY 10AM.

BACKROUND


When I first arrived in the alien land of FACES. I was afraid, intimidated and unaccustom to such close interaction with faces. Previously I only came across faces many years ago and only on the telephone. And when I could not understand the rantings, or behavior of this strang species I could escape them by severing the communication. And poof they were gone.


But here in this mysterious land there is no escape. Each face is replace immediately with another, until they are merely blurs and flashbacks. The experience of travelling in this territory was so dramatic for me that I vowed if another stranger happened to dock on thes of Faceland that I would help the stranger. Train them on the rules and ways of this land. And help them remain as sane as possible. Not possible.


DFTD a mini story


"THANKS FOR BEING HELPFUL BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS FACE," was working with a visiting face today. The face he had was loud and ranting about things none of us had any control of. Now anyone that has been in Faceland for more than 30 days knows sometimes it is best to say nothing. This is because speaking only agravates the beast and makes the face talk, growl and stay longer than they should. "THANKS FOR BEING HELPFUL BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS FACE," told the face beast.......... wait for it wait for it, "You are Wrong." Now in itself this is not a crime, but in the next moment he did not know who the face beast was and their number.... Hello you have been dealing with face beast for 45 mintues and you have to ask him and a fellow coworker facewho are you, what equipment do you have, and whats your number? It is Facelands own version of "Fifty First Dates." But in this version it make sou say, "Where's the love, man?"

FYI the customer made "THANKS FOR BEING HELPFUL BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS FACE," cry. I mean wounded animal cry. Now before I feel a bit guilty about taking a moment to say wow, he didnt like or appreciate my assistance before. Plus he won't speak.........he is "THANKS FOR BEING HELPFUL BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY IS FACE," and "Rude Face." He asked for help and recieved it. He seconded guess the help he originally recieved. Others offered to help and he declined it. He wanted that ass beating and got it.





FACE PRAYER

GIVE ME THE STRENGTH AND DRIVE TO HELP ALL FACES "KIND" AND "BEASTS" ALIKE.
GIVE ME THE PATIENCE TO LISTEN TO THEIR RANTS AND BABBLING.
GIVE ME THE CLARITY AND SWIFTNESS OF TONGUE TO SPEAK TO THE LEADERS OF FACELAND, AND FACE NATION.
GIVE ME THE GRACE TO BE SILENT, WHEN ITS BEST.
AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.... AND NOT TO HURDLE OVER THE DESK.




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